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Like Crazy™

A 3-month path to creating copy that sounds like you and effortlessly commands consistent $5,000+ sales.

Stop trying to squeeze your deep, transformational work into cheap, fill-in-the-blank marketing templates. Learn the exact Connective Language™ method behind $52M+ in sales to write copy that actually sounds like you — and attracts high-ticket, “cashmere” clients who happily pay in full.

Stop it, Psalm. I’m in →

Cha-ching.

That’s the sound of a Stripe notification hitting your phone.

The third one this morning — and you haven’t even finished your coffee.

How? Connective Language™, baby.

Specifically, an ecosystem of high-ticket offers and deadpan, unapologetic content that attracts, enrolls, and delights your soulmate clients while you…

…sleep.

…pull a tarot spread for the day.

…or help your National Honor Society teenager build their latest eBike.

Real talk?

This doesn’t have to stay a fantasy. It could be a typical Tuesday.

It is for me.

The problem

Your messaging isn’t converting because you’ve been taught to edit out your edge.

Most marketing coaches teach a system built on people-pleasing copy. It’s designed to sanitize your voice, smooth over your fiery edges, and drag anyone with a credit card into your space using generic, low-vibe pain-point agitation and sanitized marketing templates.

You feel creatively suffocated

You sit there staring at a blank screen trying to write posts for next week thinking, “Whatever the f*ck THIS is…” because it feels like trying to force a generic script onto your real, living business.

It calls in the WRONG energy

People-pleasing language acts like a beacon for draining, needy, low-frequency clients — the ones who think your offer is a magic pill and text you going: “I paid you, so you better give me more!”

The real truth

Here is the real f*cking truth about marketing.

There is no magic pill.

If you are looking for a sugar daddy or a 5-step template that prints $20,000 months without you having to do the real, painstaking work of getting honest about what you sell… this is not for you.

Sanitized, high-pressure copy dilutes your authority until the exact clients who should be paying you can’t even see you.

High-ticket conversions don’t come from fake hype, canned scripts, or AI prompts. They come from Connective Language™.

Connective Language is what happens when you stop folding to fear, stop trying to sound like everyone else, and write with a deep, unapologetic trust in your own lived experience.

It’s how we dial in your language so you’re making sales and going: “Yesss, this is so exactly how I want my work to sound!”

The mastermind

Inside the Convert Like Crazy™ Collective

You aren’t getting a drive full of dusty videos or generic AI prompts. You are getting my copywriter brain in your business for three full months.

The Master Blueprint & Niching

Define the exact, urgent crisis your Main Character is facing, and the Red Velvet Cake outcome your work delivers. Stop guessing who you’re talking to.

The Language Library™

Decode your dream client’s exact daily reality, immediate symptoms, and root-cause problems so you never stare at a blank page again.

The High-Ticket Offer Suite

Structure an ascending pathway of offers (Entry, Accelerator, Flagship) so every post you write threads seamlessly into a clear, revenue-generating door.

The Content Constellation™ & Execution

Turn your lived experience into scroll-stopping content using our 12 unapologetic post frameworks — complete with pre-writing rituals and edge-checks.

Optimization & Tracking

Read your data without the drama, identify your winning content, and scale what works so your messaging keeps printing cash on repeat.

Weekly rhythm

Direct access to my copywriter brain

Here is how we get your messaging dialed in real time, every single week:

Tuesday Hot Seats — live diagnosis

Every single week you get guaranteed hot-seat time with me. Bring your sales pages, post drafts, email sequences, or stuck offers. I’ll diagnose the conversion gaps on the spot and rewrite your messaging live in the room.

Friday Copy Review — I personally edit your copy

Submit your sales pages, launch emails, or social posts to our portal. I log in and personally line-edit your words, sharpen your hooks, and polish your copy before you hit publish.

Monday Content Prompts — your weekly signal

Every Monday I drop curated content prompts based on our 12 Content Constellation frameworks. Use these to quickly batch your weekly posts with high-converting angles that make buyers beg to work with you.

Your resident conversion queen

Meet Psalm.

I’ve made a name for myself helping coaches, healers, and intuitive entrepreneurs strip away the people-pleasing fluff and attract “cashmere” clients like whoa. I brought in $71,578 in cash in my first four months of business — by refusing to edit out my edge.

But you should know… it wasn’t always like this. There was a time I looked around the marketing industry and saw nothing but generic, sanitized pain-point agitation — brilliant coaches staring at blank screens, creatively suffocated, being taught that standing out meant forcing a 5-step script onto their real, living business.

Fast forward to today? I became the #1-performing staff copywriter at Hay House, wrote campaigns for Eckhart Tolle, Lisa Nichols, and Wayne Dyer, and my copy has grossed over $52M since 2017.

What shifted? My answer takes program-form in Convert Like Crazy™.

This experience will help you…

✓ Feel wildly confident, fiercely grounded, and deeply unapologetic in the way you show up online.

✓ Attract a flood of dreamy, cashmere clients who value your work and happily pay in full.

✓ Stop overthinking what to post and step into unshakable self-trust around your messaging.

✓ Evaporate heavy energy around sales and feel genuinely powerful navigating objections in the DMs.

✓ Collapse time in your marketing — diagnosing your leaks faster without sacrificing your edge.

✓ Become a Connective Language™ queen, knowing exactly how to say no to the wrong people and get deadpan honest with the right ones.

Enrollment bonuses

Join this week and grab these juicy bonuses.

1-hour “What Type of Biz?” HD reading

I’ll read your Human Design chart to reveal whether you should run a 1-to-1 or group offer — and pinpoint your exact niche archetype.

$497 value

45-min “Make My Brand Sexy” call

Want your visual image to match your $52M-level messaging? Lucinda Rae comes to the rescue with 20+ years of branding aesthetic mastery.

$597 value

The Goldmine Vault

Immediate access to my private vault of headline formulas, landing page layouts, email templates, and niche-nailing strategies.

Priceless

The Unfiltered Email Vault™

My private vault of high-converting email campaign breakdowns from $52M+ in real-world launch data. Send 15-minute emails that convert.

$497 value

Pay in full only

The “Done-In-A-Day” full-day intensive

Don’t want to wait 3 months? When you pay in full for the VIP level today, you unlock a private, full-day intensive. Just you, me, and a whiteboard. We will map your offers, extract your language, and write your core funnels on the spot.

$4,997 value — yours free

All the love

“I made three sales in ONE DAY using your suggestions!”

— Lucinda R.

“Psalm, you’ve given me the piece I’ve been missing for the last $40,000 that I’ve spent.”

— Sonya N.

“Psalm delivers. She gets how to capture the essence of brands and creates copy that converts.”

— Andrew G.

Receipts, not promises

Straight from my inbox.

Unedited screenshots from clients after we dialed in their language.

Client message: after working through her story and niche with Psalm, her next webinar made her first $20,200 — First $20,200from one webinar with six attendees

Client message: sold three VIP day spots at $3k from the pre-work alone — Three VIP days at $3ksold from the pre-work alone

Client message: 62 people signed up — 62 people signed upto her training

Client email: a short summit talk generated 32 downloads of the bundle from the edited page — 32 downloadsfrom one short summit talk

Enrollment

Join the Collective

3 months of hot seats, copy reviews, the Goldmine, and your community.

Core Mastermind

Convert Like Crazy™ Collective

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$2,497

✓ Full 3-month access

✓ Live hot seats

✓ Friday copy reviews

✓ The Goldmine Vault

✓ Enrollment bonuses

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Rocket fuel

VIP Upgrade

Custom 1:1 handholding

Beta: $5,997

$4,497

✓ Everything in Core

✓ Monthly private 1:1 calls

✓ Private VIP ask-me-anything portal

✓ Pay-in-full bonus: Done-In-A-Day intensive

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Convert Like Crazy™ isn’t just a 3-month mastermind…

It’s a collective group spell.

Your energy, my energy, the collective group energy — all focused on one specific intention: to dial in your unapologetic messaging and book out your offers on repeat.

Take a moment to imagine writing a post in 20 minutes, hitting publish, and watching the exact right people slide into your DMs saying, “OMG please, I’ve been looking for you!”

Feel the sensation of relief at knowing your business is fueled by your truth, and you can finally fully surrender into being yourself online.

This outcome is not a fantasy. It’s a memory.

Of a future that’s inevitable if you desire and choose it.

I’m ready. Let’s do this.